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President Clinton

Also had a husband named Bill....

President Clinton was pissed when her husband was found to be having an affair in her office.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

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Madam President

Madam President is a slang term for the dick pic, most specifically the penis of a class president.

β€œHave you seen Madam President?” β€œYeah, its huge!”

by facilitateddairyproduct March 19, 2019

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TINPOT President

Acronym: T.I.N.P.O.T.
Twice Impeached, Never Popular, One Term.

The three attributes, in combination, define only one American president to-date. Donald J. Trump.

"The TINPOT President" is an unambiguous alternative to "The former president, Donald J. Trump"

by FuglyYeti March 11, 2022

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President Glans

The popular term for Donald Trump. Because dickhead is too vulgar, Glans is more elegant.

The Christmas 2018 government shutdown was the doing of President Glans.

by spissatus December 29, 2018

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President Baby syndrome

A person with President Baby syndrome is selfish, throws tantrums when criticized, complains constantly, is obsessed with money, doesn't believe rules should apply to him, and is the president of a sovereign country. This is a specific form of King Baby syndrome, a common term in the addiction recovery field. Some psychologists, in fact, believe that President Baby syndrome is a consequence of when King Baby syndrome is suffered by a critical number of individual voters.

Dunno about you but I'm not looking forward to at least four years of normalized President Baby syndrome.

by Wilma Auld January 5, 2017


Baby runs for president

Technique used when guys are being creepy or intruding on your personal space in a public place. Using your best Customer service voice, confidently ask them a question that only a toddler would be comfortable asking ie. how old are you? Do you have kids? How many teeth do you have? Is this your first time in a bar? Have you ever use deodorant before? The main goal is to throw them off their rhythm and confuse them enough to leave you alone.

Do it run for president baby!
This guy at the bar wouldn’t leave us alone so I said fuck it and ran for president
Baby runs for president.

by EmeraldAmeryllis January 11, 2022


Law and Order President

A new nickname for the 45th POTUS, chosen by the Trumpster himself, on the heels of some scary rioting in his own front yard, one week after the murder of George Floyd.

I still watch β€œLaw and Order” reruns on TV although it’s been off the air since 2010; this show is like a law enforcement library in my head because it has 20 years worth of killer shows and I’ve learned some important shit and you know, I’m a fucking genius about everything really, so it should come as no surprise that as the Law and Order President, I know I gotta use teargas to shut down this dangerous peaceful protest!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2020