real g

Some one who is a real gangster, not like the dickis in my hometown.

"I iz a real g"

"no your just a cock"

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real winner

A sarcastic way of stating real loser

Dubya is a real winner.

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the real killer

The guy OJ Simpson sees every morning in the mirror.

Which golf course is the real killer on today?

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Real Music

Is any music in general. Songs, rhythm, whistling, etc.

Anything can be music, only narrow-minded pricks claim one genre is "Real Music".

Random Youtube Prick:

Man this song is real music.

Another Youtuber: Really? Then the people from Ancient Greece didn't know s*** if this is what represents "art".

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Eggs are not real

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.

Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.

Real men

Real men stand in a circle with their friends, have their pants down and sing the following...
"I am special, i am special, yes i am, yes i am."
"I am very special, i am very special, yes i am, yes i am."

"No! We have to solve this conflict like real men!"
(Then the above definition happens.)

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on tha real

when you really mean something, when its tha truf.(also used;on tha real tip)

on tha real,that chick is playin u!