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A hug that shows the person reciving the hug a scenes of security
After my parents had just died, my uncle embraced me with a safety squeeze and told me everthing will be alright.
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A swift swipe using two fingers, preferably the index and thumb, to remove any possible excess semen coming from the opening of the penis. This procedure is a very smart step in addition to sexual intercourse, used most frequently during changing positions. ***Important*** The "safety swipe" is not 100% guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Although... it may improve the chances of not poppin' out another human.
P1 - "Baby flip over so I can do you from behind"
P2 - Woman flips over and says "honeybun, make sure you do a safety swipe!" (Man takes index finger and thumb and wipes off excess semen off tip of penis)
P1 - "We're good to go my little slut."
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When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.
I swear to batman, I saw Kenny give Austin the Safety Dance. His mom took pictures too. ^^
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A term used by gay men who do not use protection while having sexual encounters in public or semi public places to describe men who use condoms.
At the last second he unwrapped a condom and put it on, I didn't know he was a Safety Boy, but if that's what he wants, its OK with me.
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We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come
From out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Or sing
We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
And say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
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A cuddling term used when spooning where the person in back wraps their top arm around the other person, about at the waist. This resembles a seat belt, or safety belt.
This is most common coupled with spaghettiing and they make a perfect, relaxing pair.
K: How was last night with Johnny?
C: Amazing. After everything we cuddled, and I got to wear my safety belt *winks*
K: I love it when my boyfriend does that to me!
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A girl who'll go out with a gay guy who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because he can use her to maintain his "straight" persona.
Also:
A guy who'll go out with a lesbian girl who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because she can use him to maintain her "straight" persona.
"Hey, take a look, Kyle brought a girl to the dance! I thought he was gay."
"He's gay, she's his safety date."
"Cool."
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