I straight said

When your telling a story to somebody and you want them to know what you straight said than you just say that.

Mark- I was talking to this guy and he started talking shit so i straight said BAM right across his face.

Frank- Damn thats crazy you must have fucked him up

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that's what she said

A sometimes humorous, sometimes idiotic and asinine joke.

It implies that the speaker has heard the recipient's female sexual partner utter a statement previously said by the recipient. It is implied that the female sexual partner did so during intercourse; as the joke is typically used on sentences that could have, but do not usually exhibit, an innuendo.

The joke is not funny when the recipient was actually talking about something sexual stated by his female partner.

Person 1: Wow, that's really small.

Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: Wow, it's too hot in here.
Person 2: That's what SHE said!

Person 1: My girlfriend asked me to have sex last night!
Person 2: That's what SHE said!
Person 1: I know it is, you fucking retard.

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That's what Gina Said

a phrase to say when someone cracks a sexual remark... replaces the term 'thats what she said'.

Dean: "I tried it but it was too hard!"

Alex: "That's what Gina said!!!"

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that's what she said

A joke made to emphasize any reference to sex that could possibly be extracted out of a sentence. Another variation is "that's what he said".

bob: "crap, its stuck and it wont come out!"

bill bob:" That's what he said."

bill: "Yeah, now you can just stick it in there."

billy joe: 'That's what she said."

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That's what she said

Originally used in the tv show "The Office"

It is a term to be used as a inside joke when some says something innocent but sounds inappropriate to your ears.

Also, the internet slang for TWSS.

"I can't get it in!"

That's what she said.

"Can you help me put this out?"

That's what she said.

"Hold on to this stick"

Thats what she said.

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She said yes

My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.

She said yes!!!

The Bros: *start tearing up*

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That's what she said

A term used to make anything sound like a sex joke.

Man 1: "Don't look at me."
Man 2: "That's what she said!"

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