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When a man (namely chris) performs sex acts with numerous other men. - Pen shifting
Chris: OMG i did some amazing pen shifting last night
Beating off until the sun rises and you’re all out of nuts to bust
“Man I’m so tired, I had The graveyard shift. My pussy hurts
Cover term for a secret homosexual liaison.
Sorry honey, gotta work late tonight. I’ve got a Wimbledon Shift.
Guys, I won’t be available to play Diablo this week. I’m working Wimbledon Shifts.
A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.
Henry the bus driver collected his shift bat from the depot at the beginning of his shift.
Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.
I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.
Fire Service term used to describe one of the three rotating shifts in a fire department work schedule A,B,C. It can apply to either a 24on/48off or a 48on/96off work schedule. B-Shift is universally recognized throughout the North American fire service as the worst shift on the department. It is typically made up of an all star cast of fuck-ups, fucktards,weirdos, and ass bags that have no business being in the fire service. Poor leadership is at the core of this band of derelicts and B-Shift typically has the highest number of 220's in the service. (220 meaning on the dept. 2 min but acting like they have been there 20 years.) B-Shift typically fucks up on a regular basis and cannot follow simple directions. The basis of many department SOP's and SOG's that come out are usually because of one of these incompetent ass clowns. The Benny Hill theme song should be played over the station alerting system in place of tones when these dip shits catch a run. B shifters are well known for constantly complaining and crying about useless bull shit especially with regard to fuel and def in the rig. They love to write in the station log book all the wonderful things they claim to have done during their shift when in reality they just half assed through it or it never happened.
C shifter 1: "Why is there piss all over the floor in front of the urinal and the kitchen floor feels like honey has been spilled all over it?"
C shifter 2: "Fucking B-shift, those dip shits again"
Pulling security for any time period less than 15 minutes
Oh man dude i totally forgot to wake up and so, i pulled a Snukis Shift