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n. A really inexpensive nail salon, usually owned and operated by unlicensed people. These people are also usually uneducated on how to properly clean their tools. You will often get a nail fungus on your big toe from getting a pedicure at one of these establishments, which is why it's weird that they're always so busy. People are cheap.
adj. The kind of services or infections or diseases you can receive from this kind of salon.
n. "my finger is bleeding because the guy at the chop shop cut a chunk of my skin out when he was removing the cuticle. i hope i don't get tetanus."
adj. "where can i go get a frickin mani and pedi without contracting some kind of chop shop fungus?!"
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Drawing from the popular "PhotoShop" graphic manipulation software, photo shopped refers to a personal style of hiding your flaws and enhancing your assets to make a better-than-life impression.
Conversation between two female baristas in a coffeehouse: "Did she photo shopped herself out?"
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Also known as dumpster looting and stealing other peoples' recyclables. Could also mean shoplifting. Sometimes it occurs at 3AM in 24-hour stores like Wal*Mart and the whole place is crawling with tweakers.
1. My friends went tweaker shopping and scored me a new bra ot of the neighbor's dumpster. It fit too.
2. I needed to get diapers in the middle of the night and could have done some tweaker shopping.
3. That spun-out freak got arrested for tweaker shopping and now there's a picture up of her in the store.
4. Dude found every last piece of my jigsaw puzzle. It was like he was tweaker shopping.
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A evil object that can move by wind and destroy your car.
The shopping cart made a huge dent in my car.
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When you talk about hot girls in wood shop... they don't call it WOOD shop for nothing.
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A company guided or principled by women.
Dude you better lose your dick, you're working at the Twat Shop.
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The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.
The process is relatively simple.
Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.
Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.
Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).
Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.
We were bored as hell so we decided to do a little zen shopping.
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