checking out better online chatting prospects. you may be engaged in a chat with someone, but keeping a look-out for a more interesting chat partner.
Jack was constantly shoulder surfing for Tracy, while he chatted with Jill.
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when a person delegates anything given to them or slides it straight off their work load onto someone else out of utter laziness
Boss: Steve, can you print off this large batch of documents for me?
Steve: Ryan can print on his machine *walks off*
Ryan: Thanks, you slopey shouldered t**t.
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A term originating from the gay scene in Texas referring to the HIV virus and/or AIDS
Shortly after my sleepover with Jack up on Brokeback Mountain I realized he'd given me the Cold Shoulder.
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giving someone the "cold shoulder" but only for short &+ fat people :D
out with the hiney in with the chodey (chode-shoulder), you wouldnt get it
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lean ur shoulders from side to side when dancing b/c ur too pussy to shake that ass
i Shoulder Lean in my moms car b/c im sitting down in i can't dance
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To have ones head so far up their anus, you can only see from the shoulders down.
When my girlfriend is being intentionally difficult, I roll my eyes and exclaim to my friends: She is being head and shoulders today!
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A stolen term from surf lingo. (Everyone seems to try to inject surfing vernacular into there vocabulary, hoping to acquire what use to be surfing coolness. i.e. web surfing). Laughably surfing has become so commercialized that it is no longer a cool association. Real term is "shoulder hopping": to drop in on someone elses wave, not at the peak but at the shoulder (down the line). A Wuss thing to do since it is generally easier and rude to do this.
Dude1: "This dude shoulder hopped me so I speared his brand new Channel Islands board with my old Cordell and did some serious damage." Chuckling
Dude2: "Right-on bro. He's one of those Corona Del Mar kooks anyways."
not shoulder surfing
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