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When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
When thy human rapes a snail found outside
Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”
Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent
buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.
"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."
When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.
"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"
A person that goes to sleep before all the bro's while having a great time playing video games.
Hey guys, imma go to sleep
- HAAAA fucking gay-snail, get a life bro.
A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.
Damn girl, you just got sideways snailed.