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When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.
Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!
Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!
Like a pink sock but the whole female reproductive system
“I queefed so hard I got a pink snail”
when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark
"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"
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A person that goes to sleep before all the bro's while having a great time playing video games.
Hey guys, imma go to sleep
- HAAAA fucking gay-snail, get a life bro.
A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.
Damn girl, you just got sideways snailed.
An infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. Rumors say he conquered puberty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is Snail Along and he'll see you next time
runescape nerd 1: I wish I was Snail Along
PantherPro: me 2 noob me 2
The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly
Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.