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The phrase "Sneaky Sunday" resulted from a group of individuals who would frequently head out to the bars for a few drinks on a Sunday, often just to watch some football, and the next thing you know were shutting down the place and taking down numbers. When asked about the night, they’d simply say it was a "sneaky” Sunday. This saying began to get traction and soon others started using it for everything that was "sneaky”--a restaurant that nobody knew about, an unexpectedly fun night, or even someone at work who was "sneaky" hot. It quickly became an everyday part of our vocabulary and any night other than Friday or Saturday could become "sneaky" when it involved any social activity.
Let's make it a sneaky sunday tonight... who cares about work tomorrow.
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There are three steps to a sneaky nancy.
1. Before sex, the girl asks the guy if she has protection, and the guy says "yes, right here" and shows her a condom in its wrapper. But he DOESN'T put it on before having sex.
2. When the guy is about to cum, he punches the girl in the head (knocking her out) pulls out, and then jizzes in her hair, and gives her a crazy hair-do with it.
3. Finally, before leaving, he puts the un-opened condom in the girls mouth for her to find when she wakes up.
Joe: Dude, what happened with you and Bridgette last night?
Fred: Hahaha i totally gave her a Sneaky Nancy!
Joe: Seriously? Bad idea...you know she has the clap, right?
Fred: ...OH SH%#
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When a person surreptitiously gives their sexual partner a dirty sanchez by giving himself a dirty sanchez in secret and then kissing their unknowing partner thus applying the sneaky sanchez to their upper lip without them knowing.
Kyle smeared poo across his upper lip before his wife came home from work. Giving her a big kiss as she came through the door he applied the sneaky sanchez.
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A term used by MLG announcer Chris Puckett that doesnt even make sense and doesnt involve assassinations.
... here goes Tsquared going sneaky beaver
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To perform oral sex on a woman with a Castro like beard to tikle her inner tighs and her ass(you must grow one or buy one, borrowing is not a good idea.). When the woman is reaching climax then insert a cuban cigar between the beard and into her ass("sneaky"). If you don't have a cigar handy use you finger(extra sneaky).
The last time I gave her a Sneaky Castro, I had to be hosed down.
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1. The act which occurs when a person driving or in the passenger seat of a car looks forward obliviously to the person in the seat behind him or her. Preferably when the car is in motion, the person in the back seat, "Asian", slides an item, i.e. a foot, penis, shoe, sandal, etc., into the slit between the backrest and the bottom cushion of the driver's seat so that it reaches the unsuspecting victim's ass.
(in the backseat of a car)
Guy: Hey Carl, when we get on the highway, give Max the sneaky asian. He won't see it coming.
Carl: Haha, alright. Let's just hope he doesn't crash.
Max: What are you guys talking about back there??
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first of all i would like to point out that all these definitions are completely wrong. a sneaky panda is a mythical creature rumored to leap from bushes and ejaculate onto unsuspecting passerby's faces.
the common misconception is that a "sneaky panda" is a sexual act between two partners. when the male is pounding the female from behind, pulls out and spits on her back to make her think he just came. but then flips her over and pops in her face. this act however, is actually properly called the"philly fake-out"
"my relationship with my girlfriend hasn't been the same since she was sneaky panda-ed."
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