sober-minded Palin supporter

1. synonym for "oxymoron"

2. an ironic term used to designate under-educated, hard-core believers in a cult or anti-intellectual belief system.

A sober-minded Palin supporter will view her quitting her job as governor as further evidence of her staying power, tenacity and willingness to get the job done.

Yeah, he's a "sober-minded Palin supporter," all right. Still doesn't believe the earth revolves around the sun.

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Sober fun time corner

The corner in a party where the people who don’t want to get wasted go to in order to receive a super fun time

Naw man, I'm the designated driver. I'm gonna kick it in the sober fun time corner.

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Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)

The ranking of chicks with either a 0 or a 1 and then stating whether you would have sexual relations with them sober or only while drunk.

Scuba: What do you think she is on the Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)?

Papa Gill: Probably only a drunk 1

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sober sister

Ebay member specializing in recordings of Alcoholics Anonymous Talks & other Recovery Related material. Also known as ronssobersister.

"When I was looking for information on the founder of Alcoholics Anonymous, I found a lot of material at the "sober sister"

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irish sober

Being intoxicated but only to a point where you still have basic co-ordination (much like the average Irish man, hence the term)

'steve you cant drive, your drunk'
'im not drunk, I'm Irish sober'

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come over when your sober

An album made by rapper, lil peep

person 1: you heard of the new come over when your sober album?
person 2: yeah, it's great!

staying sober- so you dont have to!

Nice term to describe anyone designated or willing to stay sober at events involving alcoholic consumption. Basically, a nice way of saying, "don't worry my friend, I'm staying sober- so you don't have to! Which means I'll be there at the end of the evening to question that 'date' you picked up, drive you home, and provide adequate support for you're drunken heap of a body... well go on then, get drinking!"

Joseph: Hey, you having a drink?
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!

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