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A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.
Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.
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when a girl takes our cock sucks it till you cum then she takes the cum and puts it up your ass
dude that girl gave me such a boner squeeze last night im still dripping
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a double suplex with a sphincter kiss
and then i got her in a apalachee squeeze
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Two people maybe 3 who are homeboys and are GODS at 2K and must have a handshake and u must say fresh squeeze at the end
Damn they can play 2K they must be fresh squeeze
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the repetitive motion of tightening and relaxing the vaginal muscle in order to improve intercourse
"I've really improved my VG Squeezes, I'm at 3 sets of 25, 5 sets by the end of the week
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When stick a dick up a VERY VERY tight pussy/bootyhole. And you have to squeeze up. At the same time you have to make sure you dick doesnt get rug burn.
Jimmy had to do a tight squeeze in Damons butt hole!
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The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
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