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Stiff Nugget

When you have so much hairspray in your hair that you could snap it off and use it as a throwing star.

girl 1: "What's with all the hairspray?"

girl 2: "I want this to be stiff nugget."

by beebus February 05, 2010


sargent stiff

When call your cock to command an it’s stiff as a hard beef stick.

Man would you look at the Sargent stiff in his pants

by Bphil420 February 01, 2018


Stiff penny

Slang for alot of money;expensive

I made a stiff penny working as a lawyer.

by Mid-Malone February 20, 2023


Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.

That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.

by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024


Stiff Trouble

When you get a boner at the worst time

"I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"

by Scorpio101 August 03, 2018


gettin' a stiff

Geting a boner.

Dude, I know this hot girl, when I see her, I'm always gettin' a stiff!

by peepeeweeweee January 28, 2009


Stiff Slick

The act of sipping an ice cold, slightly briny martini while receiving a blow job.

I've asked for a stiff slick for my birthday.

by Amazing Ann Smith January 12, 2024