Stripper Chicken

In an establishment where the stripper asks you after every song if you'd like another dance you say yes, but you also get more aggressive with your groping. When she asks you to stop, you do, and don't pay for any more lapdances. If she never asks you to stop, you keep touching new spots on her body.

When I play Stripper Chicken I grab her ass on song two, and move on to caressing her breasts on song three.

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Stripper on the rag

In kitchen slang, this is what an expediter or chef calls out when a customer orders a strip steak cooked rare.

Waiter: Table number 3 just ordered a strip steaks cooked rare.
Chef: Calling out table 3, 1 stripper on the rag.

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Stripper Glitter

A synonym for crabs

Damn, I think that bitch burned me with her stripper glitter!

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Stripper change

When you pay your bill at a bar, restaurant, or any place that expects you to tip, and you get your change in small bills, heavy on the $1's.

"Dammit! I paid $12 for 2 beers, and got $8 back in ones! What am I gonna do with all this stripper change?"

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Stripper Commute

(n.) 1. A lengthy drive from one's residence to their location of employment, like the distance a stripper drives to the strip club, where she works, to avoid encountering any friends family or associates and revealing she's a stripper.

Since switching offices, Tommy's drive to work has become a stripper commute.

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stripper dog

An old man who is well past the age when any woman
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.

Sally:" Did you see Grandpa? He's all dressed up!"
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."

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stripper-feet

<adjective> /<verb> strippers/other bitches who wear trainer heels, walk around in their heels so often that their feet eventually become rough, are ashy in between the toes, and have chipped paint on their toenails. You would think that because most of these girls have "money" they would take care of this, but they are too busy supporting their habit of choice to drown out their conscience that they are not worried about their feet.
Coming soon to a strip club near you

Yo bitch if you don't stop touching me with your stripper-feet, we gonna have problems

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