CHOCOLATE SUPERMAN

very similar to the original superman except instead of cum smeared on the girls back it's done with feces (your own or somebody else's it doesn't matter). Feces must be the right consistency not too liquid and not too solid. also the feces must be fresh (very important.

your girl is asleep and you smear some feces on each shoulder blade then stick a bedsheet to her back so when she wakes up she's a chocolate superman.

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Superman Punch

1. A lethal punch used primarily in MMA where one leaps towards an opponent and connects a punch to the face.

2. A lethal punch used primarily after kinky sex where the man ejaculates over the womans back, wraps her in the blanket and then punches her into bed.

"Good God Richard, I want you to Superman Punch me like there's no tomorrow"

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superman that shirt

you tell it to a girl so they can rip there shirt off like superman.
or a guy if you really wanted too.

guy - hey girl superman that shirt!
girl - okay, *supermans her shirt*
guy - mmmm nice

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Ass Superman

A) An insult to someone's charecter and/or sexual preferences, akin to ass clown, pole smoker, ass jockey, and ass pirate.
B) Used by straight women/gay men to describe a man with a nice ass.
C) A tattoo of the Superman sheild symbol on one's ass.

-Anthony is an Ass Superman
-Anthony is an Ass Superman
-Anthony has one awesome Ass Superman.

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Batman v superman

Highly underrated dceu movie, overly hated yet still talked about to this very day

Originally released in 2016, critics and audiences weren’t ready for this masterpiece, the ultimate edition btw is the DEFINITIVE VERSION, the theatrical cut doesn’t do it much Justice. (Pun intended)

Batman and superman fight, blah blah ! Martha!!! But the movies great even though WB crammed the justice league setup and other useless junk in it.

All in all, great dc movie with flaws, yes but entertaining comic book flick nonetheless

Batman v superman is a cult classic

Batman v superman aged like wine

Critics hate BVS because they expected a kid friendly mcu movie

zack snyder gave us man of steel and Batman v superman, followed by justice league

Batman v Superman is the follow up to man of steel rather than an “OFFICIAL” man of steel sequel

Batfleck killed it as batman!!!!!!!!

one of the most important dceu movies is Batman v superman

Batman v superman setup MOST OF THE DCEU

Guy 1: blah batman v Superman is lame, pure trash

Guy 2: get a load of this brainless tick, go watch your transformers and marvel comedies

Guy 1: whaaaaat?? *confused and lacking intelligence*

Random nerd: Batman v Superman is misunderstood

Random guy 2: I agree, Batman v Superman gets OVERHATED, there’s ALOT of good and awesomeness in that movie

**shakes hands**

Batman v superman

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superman that hoe

When you have sex with a girl from behind only shes laying on her stomach, hands outstretched. This position allows for some rough sex.

My girls always too tired for sex when she gets home.
Superman that hoe.
OK, I will

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Superman doggy style

Admit it, you came here from love island. No one knows apart from marcel and dom.

Marcel did you do superman doggy style on gabby?

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