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Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.
Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.
The practice of surfing the Internet while channel surfing (watching TV).
"I was Double Surfing Lost to try and figure out what other shows the actors appear in."
Generally falls under 3 categories:
1. TV as background or as fallback entertainment during long, computer-slowing downloads
2. Engaging in social networking or micro-blogging (Facebook, Twitter) while watching a specific program
3. Augmenting the tv viewing experience by researching aspects of a show. This practice is deliberately catered to by many programs in order to affect a sense of interactivity
The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.
Butt surfing: You should have seen how she butt surfed across that floor!
The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....
Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.
The action of riding your cousin in a bathtub or water bed .
My cousin Stacey wanted to go surfing but, i was horny, so we went Alabama surfing
Fastforwarding through shitty, low budget Netflix movies and only watching scenes with topless girls.
Rob, Jake, and I had bad luck tit surfing "Casting Couch" because we only saw one pair of tits.
Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.
Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!