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When a fat interracial couple uses their sweat as lube
Yo your mom was my sweaty panda last night
Refers to a person who goes hard and hurts little kids in dodgeball.
Colin is such a Sweaty Mike dude.
When you work out and then take the sweat and use it as lubricant.
Man I just worked out and did a good old sweaty jerry
A game played when a group of men jerk off in a circle formation onto a biscuit (later referred to as the “jizzcuit”) and the last one to finish consumes the snack.
Don’t play “sweaty biscuit” if you’re on a low-sodium diet.
A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.
Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}
When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands
I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan
An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.
Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's