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Are you sure you did not mean `Put it on my tab.`A tab is a running bill at a bar. Put it on my tab means that you will pay the whole amount later, e.g. at the end of the evening, month etc.
Put it on my tab
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When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle not intact then they want a hug
When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle intact they want to to kiss you
When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle filled then they want to have sex with you
"Hey why did you give sarah a soda can tab with the middle. "
"Because I wanna fuck her. "
"I mean she is hot. "
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If someone hands you a soda can tab, it means you owe them a kiss.
"Dude, she gave me a soda can tab"
"score"
person 1: "what you and cat up to tonight?"
person 2: "you know, tab A, slot B..."
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To pay for the bill; to take the check, usually at the end of a meal.
Every time I have dinner with Chris, he always makes me pick up the tab.
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When you deceive your parents that you doing homework by shifting tabs. You put google on one tab and you put the actual website you looking at on another.
Deception Tab Shift
Alex is on facebook
Mom comes in
Alex shifts to google
Mom smiles and leaves room
Alex goes back to facebook
if you are able to get the middle of the can tab fully in tact then if you give it to someone you can cash it out for a kiss
hey *hands middle of a can tab* gotta give me a kiss now
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