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A sexual act were the couple are doing it doggy style, then the one who is doing all the work grabs their partners arms leaving them only on their knees. Then the person holding the arms proceeds to push the other around the room making motor noises while still fucking.
Johnny gave me a Texas Lawnmower last night, it was wierd.
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A small town between Cleveland and New Caney. People there fall into one of two categories; people who have lived there their entire lives. Participate in their children's little league games and go to every school function or meth heads. The property here is overpriced and often floods. Everyone wears cowboy boots and say y'all often. The people are either overly friendly or sketchy as fuck. Commonly called "Splendookie".
Splendora Texas is full of shit kickers and meth heads.
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In a chemical compound, a carbon atom that has 5 bonds and does not exist in practice - Carbon bonds usually only have 4 bonds. Created from a bathroom stall wall in the University of Michigan Chem Building.
Prof. Karatjas likes to make his tests so hard, you might encounter a texas carbon.
Joe: Dude this is the answer fo sho.
John: Dude, wtf, thats a texas carbon.
Joe: Oh shit...
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a Fuck Texas is a cocktail made of Mt. Dew Live Wire and Crown Royal Black. It is named the Fuck Texas because it was created in Texas as a way to escape the misery caused by being in the state of Texas.
Seth: Fuckdammit we're in fuckin Texas!
Jack: Lets all pour up a Fuck Texas, so we can forget we're in fuckin Texas.
everyone: Hell Yeah!!
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Home of the late Beeman's Schoolhouse and the legendary philosopher Michael H. Derryberry.
Jethro Hickinboots - You here about Booby Bruce down in Retreat , Texas ?
Jim Bobberson - Why no I did not , please do tell.
Jethro Hickinboots - His wife cheats on him with the Wi-Fi technician.
Jim Bobberson - Dad gummit I knew it !
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The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.
Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit
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A very hot female pornstar with a large, delicious juicy ass. She is one of the rare white girls with a true ghetto booty.
"I'd give anything to stick my rod in-between Alexis Texas' ass cheeks."
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