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When you would have gotten a speeding ticket, had it not been for being stuck behind someone going slow.
I was late and road raging so bad until we passed the speed trap, then I was glad to be stuck behind that jerk driving so damn slow, he was my ticket savior.
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Dude did you see that wad of pimp tickets homie up front in line pulled out? Shit's gangsta!
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Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.
Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."
Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".
Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.
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A live event ticketing company based in Knoxville, TN. They love to steal your money by charging you outrageous and mysterious "service charges" for simply printing a ticket for you. Most $20 ticket shows have at least a $6.50 Tickets Unlimited tax added.
Damn that parking ticket just hit my wallet hard, but at least it's no Tickets Unlimited.
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your ticket for being a virgin
dude, do you stilll have your v-ticket?
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Having a good time, or getting crunked.
I'm going to get big ticket with it this Friday night!
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Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
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