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hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you
A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.
Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.
Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.
"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily
Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.
My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.
A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.
Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
Very sexy and makes lots of children with all people.
Colin Albert just impregnated me
Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.
She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.
If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.
Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.
Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.
Keep her close to you forever
Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect”
Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”