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See steroids.
He is a cheater that is old and has a big head.
Barry Bonds sucks because he has to use steroids to be good.
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A really shit place your parents like to take you on holiday when you are a kid.
Mum: "Lets go to BARRY ISLAND!... :D"
Kid: "No Mum, its awful, pull your finger out of your ass and take us to DisneyLand."
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THE most dangerous man you will ever meet. If you do have the most unlucky life in the world and you happen to meet him the first thing you will notice about him is eyes. Those killer eyes. They LITERALLY kill. You shall look into them and die. Run now. Just run.
Dude 1: OH MY GOD!
Dude 2: What bro?
Dude 1: IT'S BARRY THE RAPIST! DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!
Dude 2: Why not?? What's so bad abou......
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Where you deficate in a rather large persian women's navel, the mash the rolls together makin a poopy mess, then you fuck the navel.
I gave that dirty fat hooker the brian barry and now she smells like poopy.
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Barrie Foodland is a grocery store located in Barrie, ON.It has to try harder than other grocery stores, cuz of how small it is.Barrie Foodland over compensates with silly promotions and carry-out service.u may be trampled by old ladies rushing to the nearest sale display or the single bathroom in the store.For late hours, expect a parade of drunken skanks, douche bags, junkies, gangstas, stoners, homeless people and crazies who just got their disability cheques.Expect abrupt half-assed fake laughs if u try telling a joke. Don't even think about mentioning the weather to a cashier, unless u want to get shanked with a pair of scissors or bludgeoned by a belt divider. At the very least, they may spit in ur face.The Deli and Bakery section are crammed into a corner, and consist of 3 easy-bake ovens, picnic table, a pedestal sink, and surprisingly a bread slicer.To slice deli meat, the deli staff have to use actual knives instead of a meat slicer.If u want bread, look in the old, stolen A&P cart.The meat section is the best in town, but is run by murderers, public masturbators, pedos and rapists. Don't buy the ground beefAs for the produce section, it sucks. Customers don't come for the bananas,they come for The produce manager and his right hand man: a world class singer and the legend.A scavenger hunt for u: Look over the brown doors when standing away from the bathroom. Shit bricks. Hug the grocery manager.
Barrie Foodland Cashier 1: What are you working today?
Cashier 2: 3:30 - 6:30
cashier 1: That sucks
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A very great baseball player whose name generates eruptions of idiocy from all those self-righteous prigs out there who act as if the greatest players in baseball haven't always used substances that alter their normal state and in that way, for them, enchance their performance. Duh, it's only because people didn't know about it for most of a century -- and those who did kept it quiet, because those kinds of things were kept quiet. America (and its pasttime) was not apple pie and innocence in the past, it was behavior just like today that was hidden, and a bunch of innocents just didn't see it. If you followed "ye who is without sin cast the first stone," the pathetic losers who are trashing Bonds would open their mouths and nothing would come out.
Lack of insight, both personal and social, leads to mistaken trashing of Barry Bonds and contemporary baseball.
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