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An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.
Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.
Someone who is a bit on the chubby side but not obese.
dude look you can tell hes a chub tub by the fat belly
When you're sporting your fashionable romper, getting all the attention because you're fucking slaying the game and you start to get a boner
Tom: Zayuum Sully, you slaying in that Romphim
Sully: I know these hoes can't keep there eyes off me
Tom: You gon' get all the honey dips wearing that beautiful cotton blend
Sully: Honey I know
(Brittni notices how fly Sully looks and walks over)
Sully: Fuck Brittni is coming this way!?
Tom: So!? You look Fabulous!
Sully: I know....but I'm getting Romp Chub
A fat guy floating down a river in an inter tube. Usually shirtless and sunburnt.
Wow dude, look at that fat guy floating down the river. That’s a creek chub!!
When Scott D. Takes 100lb’s of crawfish inside the asshole.
Hey, look at Scott getting his creek chub on
The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
When you bust such a fat load in your pants you look like a baby that just shat itself
Dallin:uhhh *cum noises*
Jacob: bro did you just nut!!??
Kitt:ew he has a cum chub!