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When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.
Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.
No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard
*High five bro*
2C:
1- Parent's first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's full sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.
My second-cousin is a good person.
A distant cousin or relative with an unsophisticated backwoods and sometime incestual outlook on life. Typically acostumed to spending more time socializing with livestock than people and their social skills are indicative of this.
Britney Lane is my country cousin she keeps a rooster in the house because she refuses to buy an alarm clock.
The equivalent of a wiener cousin but with fingering a girl instead of having sex with her.
Me and paul became finger cousins last weekend after he fingered gabby.
A close friend of yours who is always crushing on one of your cousins.
“Molly has had a crush of both of my cousins!”
“Molly hooked up with my cousin!”
“she is such a cousin eater!”
When both you and another person have eaten out or given a blowjob to the same person.
Vinny: Hey, did you fuck both those girls? Did you make them Eskimo Sisters ?
Brad: Naw but they both blew me, now they're Alaskan Cousins
Vinny: Aye you the man!