smoking elephant

n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."

Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.

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Elephant man

The act of removing ones penis from its panty containment and pulling out the pockets of your trousers making the genitalia region resemble a elephant.

Drunk: Hey ladies, wanna say hello to the elephant man, he wont bite.

Chick: Umm sure?

(produces elephant man)

Chick: My god, its huge. Does it like peanuts?

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Elephant Ear

the area of ballsack skin on which the flaccid penis typically rests.

"she started deep throating me so hard she might as well have been whispering sweet nothings into my elephant ear"

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elephant-fuck

damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!

to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee

'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'

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elephant train

a line of men, each putting one finger up the asshole of the man in front and holding the penis of the man behind.

The frat uses the elephant train in their hazing.

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White-Elephant

Motorcycle cops. (Australian) Named for the combination of overweight, white bikes and riders. And at some point, nearly everybody has thought about shooting one.

Hah hah, look at the white elephant, he's too fat to split lanes.

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elephant graveyard

the morning after drunken adventures, when 2+ people gather to eat hangover food, watch tv, bitch about their hangovers, and basically make sure noone dies in the hanging over process. Can sometimes result in more drinks being consumed later in the day as everyone starts to feel better

"Get your ass over here, ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD!"
"I'll be over as soon as I can get this guy out of my bed"

"Hey, we should go to BDubs and drink some more, that will help"

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