Rat in the Kitchen

An album and song from the British reggae band UB40 that came out in 1986. The song's catchy chorus goes..

There`s a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There`s a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I`m gonna fix that rat thats what I`m gonna do,
I`m gonna fix that rat.

He relates a guy talking shit to a rat being in his kitchen and how he's gonna "fix" him. Clever way to write relatively threatening lyrics to an upbeat song.

You know, there seems to be a rat in the kitchen.. and I don't like rats in my kitchen, SO I'M GOING TO FIX THAT RAT!

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Kitchen Sinked

A sexual act in which multiple sex toys are used.
(i.e. Everything but the kitchen sink)

She had so many toys I suggested we use them all. She got Kitchen Sinked!

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Switchin' in the kitchen

A straight man who turns gay.

That nigga be switchin' in the kitchen!

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itchin' in the kitchen

When someone has the urge to scratch at their crab infection. Usually in the no no area

Dude, you be itchin' in the kitchen like crazy man

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soup kitchen

When a person gives out as many sexual favors as a soup kitchen gives out soup. Many favors to many different people.

Guy 1: Man, I see that girl making out with a new guy like every week. She must be so easy.

Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's a soup kitchen.

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kitchen boy

When your boyfriend appears suddenly in the living room wearing nothing but some aluminum foil as a skirt, a tupperware bowl on his head, and holding a spatula in each hand screaming...."I'm Kitchen Boy!!"

"I'm Kitchen Boy! "

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china kitchen

A restaurant located in Shepherdstown, WV. Owned by Betty Wang. Some think that this place is hell.

Ed- "China Kitchen is awesome"
Ted- "But the anz in the back molest the workers"

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