Shepherdstown

Shepherdstown is a small town in the Eastern Panhandle of the gloriously white trash state of West Virginia. It is located along the Potomac River. It is also the oldest town in WV, founded in 1730. Age aside, it has also been rated most adorable small town in the country by a site I have forgotten. Google it, it's true.

It is a college town, home of Shepherd University. The students give the town a very fun and intoxicated vibe. There is also a large amount of cannabis consumption and about .5% of the population is heterosexual.

It is also a very dog friendly town. Pooches can be spotted at every corner and dining with their humans in some of the great restaurants such as Blue Moon, a very locally sourced family friendly establishment, the Green Pineapple, an asian fusion bubble tea place, or at Maria's Taqueria, the best Mexican place we have and it's not even "real Mexican". Order a burrito only if you don't want to eat for the rest of the day. After that, you won't need to. And don't forget China Kitchen! The best damn egg roles ever.

All in all it is a wonderful, liberal, forward-thinking town in the middle of a cesspool white trash state. If you ever visit enjoy it while it lasts because within a 15-minute drive it's all gone

I visited Shepherdstown today and enjoyed the scenic river overlooks and the wonderful food at one of the many adorable restaurants

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Shepherdstown

noun

A small town settled along the Potomac River in West Virginia. It’s about fifteen minutes outside Martinsburg, WV, and is home to Shepherd University, formerly Shepherd college. The “strip” is German St, along which there are a number of shops, restaurants, and other businesses. The residential streets are picturesque and really embody old-time America. After all, it is the oldest town in West Virginia. Other features include a number of churches, the “tiny house,” and Rumsey Monument. The Bavarian Inn is a well-known lodging place and eatery just outside of the downtown region.

verb

To be a do-gooder; to push your philanthropic ideas on others; to make others feel as though they are doing something wrong; to be grown and think that you may of right lecture young people who are not your children; to be an asshole.

noun I look forward to visiting Shepherdstown this Sunday to check out the Farmers Market and grab a coffee from Lost Dog.

verb There I was minding my own business, and she decided to Shepherdstown me into thinking that my decision to use a plastic straw has onset a genocide in Ghana.

Shepherdstown

A place for people who love the small town feeling but can't stand any of the people from said small towns. In other words, a DC colony in the middle of Red West Virginia. Also know for being expensive as fuck.

Thank God we moved to Shepherdstown from DC. We can live in peace while shitting on those MAGA peckerwoods in neighboring Martinsburg.