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"I've just dropped my Mrs off at the Fanny mechanic for her check up"
Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.
God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!
When your dick makes a clicking noise
Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it
Some who repairs and improves websites
Dude, your website is crap. You need a cyber mechanic.
The Art of Becoming a Cyborg through the relationship of logic and Legal Paralegal writings
Spock said “Social Mechanics”is his only writings
Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.
Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
What somebody says when they don't know shit about automobiles but want to sound like they do.
Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...