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The usage of crayons for sounding.
His dick was pretty small but that didn't stop him from giving himself a naughty moose.
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Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.
Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....
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when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.
that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!
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Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.
Get me a big bowl of Moose Tracks
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When going down on a girl and the smell is so unbearable that you have to have to plug your nose with your two thumbs while resting your fingers on her inner thighs.
Its purpose is to disguise what you are doing without letting her know when she looks down to see what you are doing.
Dude, it was so bad down there that I had to do "The Moose Move" just to get through it.
When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.
Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.
While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.
She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.