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Noun. A person who says and does dirty things at night; often including cameras, glitter, poles, other slutty people, or squirrels. If there is more than one DP, they can be numbered in order of dirtiness. Dirty Ponies always fight over the Dirty Pony #1 position.
"Dirty Pony, I can't wait to hose you down." --Lady Gaga
Dirty Pony #2: "Bikini Smackdown, RIGHT NOW for #1!"
Dirty Pony #1: "No thanks, I don't want to embarass you."
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placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.
chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.
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A really awesome and manly vampire pony. Not gay at all.
They are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood.... and you die by BLOOD PONY!
"Oh look! What a pretty pony! I shall mount this pony! What fun!"
"GNARRLLLL YUMM YUM I AM THE BLOOD PONY SLURRRRPPPP"
.... and you're dead....
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a british tv comedy sketch show starring 3 extremely funny women.
rachel - hey dude i watched my smack the pony dvd last night
jenna - dude that show rules
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A teaser pony prevents the mare from damaging a prize stallion. The teaser is led out to the pasture. If the mare is violently unwilling, there’s no danger of injuring a horse whose bloodlines make him valuable breeding stock. If the mare presents, the teaser is led away, and the stud is brought in to mate with the stare. So basically is a "test horse" used to give other male horses boners, and a test bang. It can act as a great insult.
You're such a teaser pony.
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Being stuck next to someone who farts a lot and you have to stay next to them, hence being stuck in pony corner
I was operating equipment at a conference today and the sound engineer next to me kept farting, it was 2 hours till coffee break so I was stuck in pony corner suffering, it was rank.
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