you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets
Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”
A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.
Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.
Idk just saying shit you like fuck you so yeah well kinda like saying it in a more polite way
Marie: ah shit here we go again
Quinlie: what the sheet dont curse
Marie: sheet you too little fu-i meann nvm
Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed
Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?
Another phrase for ejaculating in bed
Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.
To have sex, fornicate, bumpnuglies
Hey babe, wanna frolic in the sheets?
Have sex, bump uglies, fornicate
Hey babe, wanna frolic in the sheets?