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Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed
Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?
Another phrase for ejaculating in bed
Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.
£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note
Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet
When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked
I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!
To have sex, fornicate, bumpnuglies
Hey babe, wanna frolic in the sheets?
Have sex, bump uglies, fornicate
Hey babe, wanna frolic in the sheets?
Idk just saying shit you like fuck you so yeah well kinda like saying it in a more polite way
Marie: ah shit here we go again
Quinlie: what the sheet dont curse
Marie: sheet you too little fu-i meann nvm