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When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.
He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.
Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!
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Any girl who looks really prude, but then turns out to be "loose" and gives in really easily.
"Damn. That girl Caroline is a real labiactic surprise! She fucked on the first date but everyone thought she was a nerd."
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surprise juice is accidental spurt
i played with my thing and it made surprise juice
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when a girl gives you a blowjob and acts like she swallowed, but didnt. and then she kisses you, to share a mouth full of semen that you didnt expect. hence the *surprise*
Man, my girl got me with the snowball surprise last night..
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Performed while two people are engaging in 69. The person on top will proceed to shit on the other's face. Thus taking them completely by surprise
Last night me and Mary had the biggest mudslide surprise
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start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercourse the man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.
Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood
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the result of 3 bottle of jack daniels, a bed, and a woman with a penis. god damn i miss that woman... er... thing
When i woke up the next morning, i was in for a tranny surprise!
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