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An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.
''Jesus Christ Mr. Brown, what the fuck is that?! Oh god! Gordon's got a swine flu boner!''
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A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"
Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.
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hillarious comic strip that revolves around two main characters .. 'pig ' and 'rat ' who are room mates. there are other characters who live in the same neighbourhood .. such as zeebra, the crocodile clan (the dumbest) and goat ( the wisest). ............
pig is humble , practical, kind and a little slow in the head.. and rat is , self-centered and quick-tempered, Rat is obsessed with fame, immortality and making a quick buck. Spends his time with Pig because it makes him feel superior and, more importantly, no one else will hang out with him...zebra is just trying to survive.. from the dumb crocs who are trying to kill him.. ...
the title of the strip ' pearls before swine ' comes from the New Testament, and is taken from the phrase, "Don't cast your pearls before swine."
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An expression of Biblical origin.
As mentioned above, comes from the Biblical injunction not to "cast your pearls before swine." Pearls, of course, are considered to be things of great value, and swine (pigs) are often considered to be lowly animals.
Thus, the phrase translates as "Don't waste something valuable by giving it to someone who doesn't/can't appreciate it." This can apply to words/thoughts/wisdom as well as physical objects, and the expression is frequently used in a condescending fashion.
As for the comic, the title might ironically mean that Pig actually possesses the higher moral qualities that Rat is incapable of appreciating -- or even more ironically, that the things the artist is trying to communicate in the strip will be lost on the general public reading it.
e.g.
"I read that beautiful Shakespearean sonnet to her, but it was pearls before swine to such an illiterate person."
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What is said when one is explaining to a black person why their school field trip to six flags was canceled.
kid1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHYS THE TRIP CANCELED???????
kid2: swine flu jigga
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when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu
Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.
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a derogitory word used for black people to insult da hell out of them
look at dis damn swine monkey eatin fried chicken
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