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this is when you fart and immediately after that, fresh air enters your anus. this is because there is no more air in your anus. this can only happen if you are in a certain position with your anus spread.
Oh shit Bro I just took a shit but I got a vacuum fart
A drink made of equal parts beer, vodka, apple juice and carrot juice (acronym:
BVAC).
I drank a bee vacuum for breakfast and the rest is a blur.
“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”
The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hey guys. good weekend?
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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)
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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hellooooooo? anyone out there?
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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: pah. stupid banter vacuum.
the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.
"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."
During the action of Vacuuming, a man sticks a vacuum rod up the woman's genitals and sucks as much juices as possible. The woman also must be on her period to really get the blood. After the vacuum makes the woman is bone dry, the man takes the bag out of the vacuum and drinks the liquid.
"Hey, I'm really glad we were vacuuming last night. It tasted like bloody honey"
"lets do it again some time."
When wanting to know if something on the floor can go up the vacuum.
Hey, do you know if this thing on the floor is vacuumable?