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When the monsters behind the blue fence get horny and decide they want to play soccer.
Hey, watch out for that blue fence. The one time the monsters behind that fence got so horny that they decided to play soccer with my testicles.
Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)
man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult
One who creates a funny feeling in another's scrotum by lightly tickling said subject's testicles.
She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.
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A celebratory headpiece worn upon the sacrifice of a baby.
Commonly referred to as the ITH
Indian 1 "I went to a celebratory sacrifice today and was sure to wear my Indian Testicle Hat!"
Indian 2 "Good stuff"
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A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler
People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.
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It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.
"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"
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1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"
2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.
so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"
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