collect your thoughts

To collect one's thoughts means to take time for his/herself after a particularly disturbing event, and to get his/her mind back in order.

Person1: Hey, what's up?

Person2: Becky and I just broke up last night.

Person1: Oh that sucks, how've you been handling it?

Person2: I dunno man, but I feel like complete shit.

Person1: I'm sorry, how about I leave you alone and give you time to collect your thoughts?

Person2: Good idea. I'll explain things later then.

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Positive thoughts

Thoughts in need of a reality check.

You can go fuck yourself with your positive attitude and your positive thoughts, nobody needs them to live.

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thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.

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Quantum Entanglment of Thought

Quantum Entanglement of Thought: When you Sync with some one, you think alike, when you think about someone and they text mEssagE you. You finish each otheR’s sentences. You think alike, you makE decisions collaborativelY without prior discussion.

Quantum Entanglment Of Thought: OmG I was just thinking of you, and you texted me. I haven’t heard from you in so long but just now I was thinking of you and you sent me a message! We Totally have Quatum Entanglement Of Thought!

Quantum Entanglement of Thoight:
I was going to ask you to pick up ice cream from the grocery store and you brought some home without me even asking, we must have Quantum Entanglemnt of Thought going on!

I was going to ask you to make noodle soup for me.

OmG! I was totally going to make an egg samich but totally wasn’t even wanting noodle soup but made it any ways! We totally have “Quantum Entanglement Of Thought” Going on! theMekanik RS

double thought myself

When you cant find the right words to say “second guessed myself” and this is what comes out.

Thinking of the right thing but having another thought which conflicts with the original one.

Friend : “hey, who’s that celebrity who ran that beach club tv show?”

My brain : Lindsay Lohan! .....but maybe Paris Hilton

Me : “I think it was Paris Hilton...”

Friend : “just googled it was Lindsay Lohan”

Me : “damn I knew it...I double thought myself”

My Stream of Thought

Babble gabble aooole apple wappe wl lay een been with the other for this of gaven if country redneck jordan is just a marijuana andrew will stone the first stone glowing stone healing stone ifng stone with my prone call of duty if my stream of thought will continue in the ER with the medical tape for football and eight championships I will be first Alabama is second I want to never play lineback maybe if I had the skills mouse are eating cheese why do elephants fear them?

I just typed, and those are the words that were in my head at that second so it was my stream of thought

thoughts of a dying atheist

Muse song...really good...by a really good band...it's dripping hott if you must know...espically cause it's by Muse.

Butter: I just heard 'thoughts of a dying atheist' by Muse and i am offically having a good day!

bella: i know what you mean!

Lezzi: it's ok...

(Lezzia then gets duffed up by Muse fans who appears when they hear the name Muse.)

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