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Tiktok

The social media platform a Disney Channel Original movie character would get cyber bullied on. Except it's real life. It's musical.ly in 2019, complete with thirst traps, nonsensical dances, and skits.

I spent four hours on Tiktok today.

by existential fear milk December 9, 2019

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TikTok

This app has gone through hell and back being close to getting banned 3 times. This app shows how dumb people really are and how people can not take consequences for their own actions

Stupid tik tok user: Defund the police!! ACAB!!
*few moments later*
Stupid TikTok user: HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS STALKING ME OFFICER PLEASE HELP OMG OMG OMG

by Dat_Boi33 September 24, 2020

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Tiktok

An addictive app were u dance and a whole lot more. I was on YouTube and they had tiktok compilation so i watched one and end up downloading the app which kept me up all night laughing.

tiktok is a new and better version of that one app musically

by Ms.Knows.It.All. September 29, 2020

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tiktok

A app that takes up your entire life and has real fine dances

i be tiktok famous!!!!

by Yeetus Mcgeetus May 17, 2020

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TikTok Battalion

Common name for the chechen fighters led by Kadyrov on the side of Russia during the 2022 russian invasion of Ukraine, because they like to post on social media but there is virtually no proof of them engaging in combat.

Thats the Kadyrov TikTok Battalion. Specialty: team dances and pillow fights.

Combat experience: 18 tik toks

by Ron Paulson March 16, 2022

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Roblox Tiktoks

Roblox Tiktokidus (or RT-20) is common disorder that develops around ages 8-10 and worsen by ages 14-16. Any children with access to Roblox and TikTok (and don't have a father around) are extremely vulnerable. Keep your friends and family older than 9 away from the internet for about 6 months to - forever.

Symptoms include:
A desire for muscles and stitching your fucking face shut
20 different hair items on
Acting 10 years older than the victim's actual age
(Common in age 12) The lie of "Wanna get drunk and nasty"

Vaccines for this disease have not yet been produced, but are being worked on as you read this.
This is not to hate, this is to treat. The vaccine creators have named the vaccine Treatimigun. Treat the patient, and if it doesn't work, gun.

Person 1: Hey, how is your child handling the Roblox Tiktoks disorder?
Person 2: (Shows Person 1 one of the victim's tiktoks)
"wAnNa GeT dRuNk AnD nAsTy!!!!
WiLl yOu Be My BbG????????? ;)"

Person 1: . . . Mary, it's time. I'll even pay for the euthanizing appointment!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken November 18, 2021

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straight tiktok

When the only thing on your for you page is max dressler, lil huddy and the hype house. Basically it means that your tiktok for you page is boring and probably so are you.

"I hate starting a new tiktok account because the only thing i see is straight tiktok."

by main_character May 15, 2020

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