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Hot Tube: noun; a beer bong used immediately after being washed with hot water, so the tube of the bong is hot, which increases the temperature of the liquid placed inside, thus making the consumption of said liquid less desirable.
“Alright you smash the first white claw out of the hot tube.”
basically fallopian tubes but you fill-it-up with cum. Originally coined by Urfriedrice
Bruce Jenner wishes Oj would nut in his imaginary fillitupian tubes.
Its the fat thats hangs down around an overweight persons middle, looking like an innertube but made of skin
How does she fit that skinner tube in those bobby brooks jeans?
A vagina, or any acceptable female hole that can receive man meat. This is not to be confused with an old, tube style, receiver, commonly used with record or tape players from the 70's or 80's.
"Man, I'd love to sample her Tube Receiver"
Another way of saying that something is really going to pot -- when you say such-and-such is going down the tube, it is spiraling downhill extremely rapidly.
Man this drone flight is really going down the tube...O FUCK, There's a tree!!! (*CRASH!!!*)
That woman's performance on American Idol started to go down the tube when she forgot a critical lyric to the song she was performing.
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A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.
Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.
Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers
his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.
Becky: That sounds perfect!
After a man climaxes inside the sphincter, he pukes inside the open butthole and mixes the liquid substances with his penis.
person a: how was your weekend dude?
person b: fucken minted. i gave the missus the dirty tube.