Something that boys love to cum in
A-ahhhh daddy cum more in my vagina xd
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How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.
When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
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Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
Yooo whereβs my earring. Oh nevermind, itβs a classic case of ye olβ theft by vagina.
A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.
Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?
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Pubic Hair in the vaginal area.
She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.
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A term that loose women use to deny their friskiness. The term ''Whore" is deemed to inflammatory for their liking causing them to try and justify the slut level achieved.
Buster - "You sleep with everything. You're a whore."
Dessie - "No, I just have a friendly vagina. Not a whore."
When a girl is so wet from you going down on her that it's like putting your face in a water trough
Dude, I almost drowned in that bitch's vagina trough
Guy #1: Dude what's on your face?
Guy #2: Oh I just went down on this chick and she was so wet it was like putting my face in a trough of water
Guy #1: Yeah, you mean a vagina trough