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Bullshit vote

During the run-up to an election, all manner of extravagant promises are made, and after the election nothing is done.

The ruling party won with a bullshit vote because nothing has improved since they've held power

by Ruerzi May 13, 2011


Vote for me

a person saying vote for me for no entire reason. :|

VOTE FOR MEEE!!!! PLEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!!

by TheBREAKFASTguy February 13, 2019


voted

the past tense of cringing so hard you piss yourself and die

the action usually surprises oneself

*witnesses an insanely hard watch*

guy:oh my god i just voted

by July 17, 2023


finding votes

The process of counting votes validly and timely cast by eligible voters in a legitimate democratic election.

Alternatively used as “finding ballots.”

Finding votes” was first used by the 45th U.S. president during the 2020 presidential election:

“They are finding Biden votes all over the place - in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. ...”

— U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Twitter, November 4, 2020

by ElectionObserver November 5, 2020


finding votes

The process of counting votes validly and timely cast by eligible voters in a legitimate democratic election.

Alternative use: “finding ballots”

Finding votes” was prominently used by the U.S. president during the 2020 presidential election:

“They are finding Biden votes all over the place - in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. ...”

— U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Twitter, November 4, 2020

by ElectionObserver November 5, 2020


finding votes

A polite way of describing dishonest or criminal activity - cooking the books, cheating on an exam, committing fraud of any kind.

Yeah, I know it took a while, but, I was, uh... finding votes, and we now show a huge profit for the quarter. Don't believe me, watch our stock price next week.

by Monkey's Dad January 5, 2021


STAR Voting

A system of voting created in 2014 for single seat elections (although variations exist for multi seat or proportional elections). TL;DR for how it works: Voter gives all candidates score from 1-5. Top 2 highest scored candidates go to 1v1 match. Whoever voted best by most people wins election!

Advanced Version
In this election, a voter gives each candidate an integer score from 1 to 5, with 1 representing no approval and 5 representing full approval. Not voting for a candidate gives a score of 0. The top two highest scoring candidates go on to a separate runoff. In this runoff, which ever candidate was scored highest by a larger percent wins.

More information can be found here:

wwwequalvote (Can’t post links so just fill in the rest!)

Bob: Aw man we’re going to have to only vote for one person so I have to choose the candidate I think will win and who I like more, not the candidate I genuinely like!
Mark: Well with STAR Voting you can vote for as many people as you want, and your vote will count even if your top pick doesn’t win!

by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2021