Random
Source Code
Random
The act of using morning wood to pound the chick in bed next to you. This chick is typically a wife or girlfriend because if it was a one-night-stand, the chick would be gone already.
One jolly-hard fellow wakes up in the morning and sees his hot-ass women still sleeping. He wakes her up with a few kisses down her neck and whispers: "Hey babe, Let's Wake N Mate."
4👍 1👎
It's coffee.
Yo, I'm tired af my guy, got any Wake-up Sauce?
4👍 1👎
This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.
Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.
16👍 9👎
to wake up, take a final exam, and get baked.
Yo we got that final exam tomorrow. Wanna wake and take and bake?
12👍 7👎
v. to wake and partake in morning sex
co-worker asks why are you so happy this morning? you smile and say wake n wiggle day
8👍 4👎
The process of smoking majiuana in the morning under one's covers. Thus, the covers create a "hot-box" effect. Upon compeletion of the event, the covers are lifted and the smoke flows out in a way that is similar to smoke coming out of an oven.
Man! I'm still ripped from when I did that Wake-and-Bake Oven this morning.
8👍 4👎
The term: 'Wake up to yourself' (or 'wake up to ya bloody self'), implies that one should think before acting.
Wake up to yourself and frack off - A phrase used to insist that the listener think about her/his actions before attempting the task at hand whatever it may be, in this case the fracking of gas in Northern Territory, Australia.
6👍 2👎