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Resentment Wank

The style of masturbation often used when your girlfriend has gone out on a "girls only" night out.

Can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.

"Aw yeah, Fiona went out with the girls so I just stayed in and had a resentment wank".

"Yeah dude, Jen totally pissed me off last night, so I just went in the spare room and had a resentment wank".

by Monko7 August 31, 2011

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hate-wank

source: gazthatch.

to masturbate whilst thinking about somebody you hate, to see whether you can finish.

a personal challenge of sorts.

I despise her so intensely, I can't even hate-wank.

by lardpony August 11, 2005

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Dry Wank

The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.

"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"

by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009

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Deal Wank

The post deal 'handshake' that a salesman enjoys following the signing of a contract.

"Where did Leroy go in such a hurry?"

"He just signed a contract worth $20,000, he'll be in the bog knocking out a deal wank!"

by Les Miserables October 21, 2011

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wank-bank

n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process

damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank

by ... September 28, 2003

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Pentatonic Wanking

Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS

One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping

by Knibnobber February 11, 2015

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Incognito Wank

Using the incognito window in google chrome to browse porn, thus leaving no trace

matt: dude i just had the best incognito wank
nick & dave: awesome bro

by Slydog99 February 15, 2012

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