The style of masturbation often used when your girlfriend has gone out on a "girls only" night out.
Can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.
"Aw yeah, Fiona went out with the girls so I just stayed in and had a resentment wank".
"Yeah dude, Jen totally pissed me off last night, so I just went in the spare room and had a resentment wank".
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source: gazthatch.
to masturbate whilst thinking about somebody you hate, to see whether you can finish.
a personal challenge of sorts.
I despise her so intensely, I can't even hate-wank.
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The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.
"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"
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The post deal 'handshake' that a salesman enjoys following the signing of a contract.
"Where did Leroy go in such a hurry?"
"He just signed a contract worth $20,000, he'll be in the bog knocking out a deal wank!"
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n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process
damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank
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Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS
One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping
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Using the incognito window in google chrome to browse porn, thus leaving no trace
matt: dude i just had the best incognito wank
nick & dave: awesome bro
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