It was like the last vestiges of the Third Reich, and Hitler was there too, don't ask me how. Anyways, they kept trying to masquerade as Nazis and land at their base to refuel, but each time they would be threatened to be shot down, and so they ended up crashing, but they like sent word to some other base, not the other guys on the island. And so the dudes on they island had this plane with something called a, and i'm not fucking joking, a "bomo ice box", which apparently could have saved them bcuz they were cold. I think the biggest thing for me tho, is that they specifically had to use vanilla ice water, bcuz it was the best type of bomo water, and would warm you up the best, and that ice cream only uses vanilla bean, or else they would be bomo water, and i'm all kinds of shook rn.
shit okay bomo water is supposed to like warm you up
"bro hitler stole the bomo water"
"damn man he took the vanilla too"
When you take a shit that comes out of the water, making the smell breach from its water shield.
Wait a couple of minutes, I just had a water breacher, it'll stink for a while.
Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".
"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."
Audience: What is Puerto Rico?
D. Trump: This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water
Synonomous with sperm.
The condom broke allowing his nut water to make me pregnant.
Any highly-flammable liquid fuel with which a resourceful Boy Scout might augment the construction of his campfire, i.e. gasoline, kerosene, ethanol, naphtha, etc.
Scout: "I try and try but I just can't get this tinder to light! I think it's too wet."
Adult Leader: "Fear not, for I come bearing Scout water and good tidings. Now go find me a left-handed smoke shifter."
Scout: "A what?"
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A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.
customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."
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