the bodies in the water

Something you do not recognize.

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

Water Croutons

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.

"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"

Dildo Water

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.

Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!

Big Water

Ocean Water

Audience: What is Puerto Rico?
D. Trump: This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water

Nut Water

Synonomous with sperm.

The condom broke allowing his nut water to make me pregnant.

Scout water

Any highly-flammable liquid fuel with which a resourceful Boy Scout might augment the construction of his campfire, i.e. gasoline, kerosene, ethanol, naphtha, etc.

Scout: "I try and try but I just can't get this tinder to light! I think it's too wet."

Adult Leader: "Fear not, for I come bearing Scout water and good tidings. Now go find me a left-handed smoke shifter."

Scout: "A what?"

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water pipe

A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.

customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."

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