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Well-Wishing

When you put a dollar in a strippers G-String and slip your finger in their butt and hope she likes it and doesn't tell the bouncer .

Alex is well-wishing hope that stripper don't get mad at him and get us kicked out.

by TheDoomGuy211 January 6, 2021


A Hopeless Wish

I wish she would accept me to be in your life as a friend who will give you sincere care, emotional support or motivate you. I wish everyone would "accept" the situation, my heart as is, my feelings, and my care toward you. Give care to you like-my-child (I don't have children) without anybody judging me, making me feel guilty.
- Taking care.
- Giving gentleness.
- Protecting
- Nurturing
- Listening to deep secrets that you cannot share with anyone else.

Who would believe me when I say I just want to be there siliently to give, not take?
Who would believe me that I don't have any motives, bad intentions?
Who would believe that someone's like me actually exist?
Who would understand me, the REAL me and let me be me, At.All?
Who would?
Nobody.
That's the reality.

A Hopeless Wish that would never come true without any severe damages in this lifetime.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 06, 2022

by Time Capsuleđź’Š April 19, 2023


I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.

I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022


Tish I Wish

When you see her you will know she is one of a kind like that shiny silver dollar at the ban that you wish you had she is always indoors so if you catch a Tish I Wish out stop her and tell her how you feel because she will appreciate her and she likes Starbucks coffee

When I ordered a Carmel Macchiato at star buck a Tish I Wish said in a soft voice I like that kind a coffee and I gave it to her

by Shaman Cortez Shinibi June 7, 2022


scums wish

A wish that fulfils ones own selfish desires

To be loved by you alone, is my scums wish.

That is a scums wish man.

by Tribal69 February 24, 2022


educated wish

Deadpool&Wolverine reference.

Means a lie. A fib.

To tell a falsehood.

“You lied to me!”
“No I made an educated wish”

by Jennalandcreations July 30, 2024

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Educated Wish

A wish based on knowledge and experience and therefore likely to come true.

Wolverine: You Lied
Deadpool : NO!!!! I made an educated Wish!!!!!!

by Cashbeaste July 29, 2024