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Milwaukee Death Wish

A man throwing up into a toilet on his hands and knees, while his partner eats his asshole.

Bob: How was your night last night?
Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days

by lowtaperfade69 December 10, 2024


When You Wish Upon An Oak

== Noun ==
A "special" but rather nauseating episode of Everything's Rosie. It's where Rosie and her friends go and find out how old Oakley is, however what makes it nauseating is that EVERYONE's heads squish throughout the episode, and poor Archie the chameleon got thrown straight into a hollow tree.

==Verb==
When someone wishes upon an oak, they say "One, two, three, blow!" which causes their head to squish non stop. Over time the head will be so squishy the skull will have been fractured. This can result in having a stroke or brain damage. If no medical treatment is applied to it, the person would die from wishing upon an oak.

== Noun ==

Person 1: What are your thoughts on When You Wish Upon An Oak, the Everything's Rosie special?
Person 2: It was AWFUL! Their heads kept squishing! I'm NEVER watching that episode ever again!!

== Verb ==

Person 1: One, two, three, blow!
(their head starts squishing)
(Weeks later, the person's head starts squishing so much their skull is fractured)
Person 1: I knew I shouldn't've wished upon an oak!

by ArchieTheChameleonFan November 24, 2024


wish mode

(weh-shh - moh-d)

trying extremely hard to win when the extreme effort is not necessary
swapping classes between rounds to gain a DM advantage over the enemy
someone going "wish mode" is expected to drop a "50 bomb" and lose pathetically

"...and wish is on scout..."
"he's going wish mode!"

by emokasper July 21, 2022


Ben Wish

Ben Wish spends his Saturdays in sainos (Sainsbury’s) with his cheeky latte grading papers, accept mine that he hasn’t received yet. He makes all his students smile, love u sir hope you grow soon.

Ben wish is a g

by MrsBannanaHammock October 14, 2019


The Wishing Well

The woman mounts the guy cowgirl style. As she rides she reaches back and squeezes his balls, AKA coin purse as she spits into his open mouth.

I was feeling a little weird and asked my girl to give me The Wishing Well and I haven’t been able to walk right all day.

by BellsBeach50 May 11, 2019


i wish a bitch would

hoping someone will carry out with what they're claiming to do (female)

Shanice said she was gonna clomp my head yesterday, i wish a bitch would

by Chpvlie December 20, 2023


wish chace

when you order chase on wish and you get chace.

damn bro i ordered chase on wish and got "wish chace".

by ƎƎƎƎ December 10, 2021