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go fuck yourself, i hate you and im better than you in every way possible.
Yesterday I texted Erick a Dabbing Yoda
A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.
I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!
to be one with the force and to be very wise. Though you are very small
Yoda was an infamous ketamin addict and serial killer. He was known for committing multiple vehicular homicides in his 2001 Honda civic and for stealing ketamin.
Drug addict, usually runs over people with his Honda Civic to steal their drugs
OH FUCK ITS YODA GET OFF THE ROAD
yoda is a small green man! he slithers around under your bed at night. he might whisper "climax i did" into your ear, but this rarely happens. if he visits you, youre sooooo lucky.
friend: howd you sleep last night?
me: perfect! i could hear yoda slithering under my bed. it was beautifyl.