zoo tycoon 2

Zoo tycoon is the most epic game ever fucking made. It involves creating a zoo where you can have animals and peasants come to pay money just to see them. This is one of the only games that you can actually put a monkey in a desert habitat and watch as it tries to adapt. The best part is even though you can feed them, only liberals actually feed those fucktards. You can even buy slaves if you want.

Some kid: hey did you play zoo simulator
1337 gamer: dude what even is that Zoo tycoon 2 is where it’s at you filthy peasant
Some kid: I feel small compared to the vast gameplay and epic graphics of zoo tycoon.

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harrington park zoo

Some shithouse place outside of Sydney, famous for its wild animals and 10 cent hookers.
It is said to have more AIDS than Africa.

A: Dude, where do you live?
B: harrington park zoo.
A: Oh yuck im getting away from you, i might get AIDS.

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Ziga ma zoo

A sexual term used to tell someone to do something to your penis.

Hey girl, wanna ziga ma zoo?

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two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

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two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

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when the sussin goes to the zoo

the act in which a person who is suspicious, goes to the zoo.

Person1: Damn, I really hate my parents.
Person2: When the sussin goes to the zoo.
Person1: What the fuck does that mean.

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Two way petting zoo

You pet the animals they pet you back

I wanted some intimacy so I went to a two way petting zoo

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