1. The act of accidentally shitting your pants.
Did you see Johnny? From the smell of him he must have J-Wagged in his pants.
Dude, Mark totally J-Wagged in his pants today.
A man named Jaden will kindly give you compliments but also stea your lungs if you ever wake him up during sleep. If so, he will take your lungs, put it between his toes and stick it up your ass.
Please, I beg of you, not The J-ROB FOOTJOB
A young rapper still in high school from Indianapolis, Indiana overall makes good music.
Going for a drive with the sole purpose of smoking weed and getting high
"Lets go for a J drive, yo"
"Sure pick me up in ten. Got some good shit on me"
The best boyfriend/husband that anyone could ever ask for
A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated
Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh
Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not
Get yourself a ken-j not mine though
"Hey did you see Samantha had a new boyfriend "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "
A burnt black jew whose ashy elbows activate the power of vishnu's fat wet penis. When he rubs his magical elbows together, eveyone withing a fifteen foot radius get covered with a thick layer of golden, sticky, hindu cum.
"Oh no! Damon J is hella gay!" "He rubbed his elbows together and now i'm moister than a tube of bengay!"