J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.

Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"

Name starts with J

If you have a june 6 sister then you are awful to here. Come on be more nice.

Putting her down for her phycological issues

" yea right like your " body dysmorphia"

Its because your name starts with J that your like this.

j-pose

when you pose like a J

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"

J Crab

Sexiest overwatch player of all time. He plays Junkrat so he's a little bitch but he's still aight

That Junkrat is a J Crab

J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.

Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory

That's G's J

slang for "That's God's job"

person 1: Isn't studying going to improve your grade?
person 2: Nah... that's G's j.

J/O

A term used to describe 'jerking-off' or 'jacking-off' - otherwise known as masturbation, or self-pleasure activities leading to orgasm and ejaculation of semen.

Used by Polecat324 when approaching minors asking for pictures of their 'sexy bodie'.

"send some photos right now plz I'm trying to j/o"