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A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 10, 2024


scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 16, 2009


A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

by May 1, 2023


Bacon hair

Cringe ahh hair in Roblox

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair

by GudBoy7584 May 4, 2024


Hair in the cream.

When there’s hair in the cream.

I love hair in the cream.

by Hairinthecream October 9, 2020


Half Hair

When I child at the age of under 13 has half of one side of there hair missing

Excuse Shikiel you have half hair right now

by Shikiel Spencer January 21, 2017


Martian hair

funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.

She has Martian hair.

by ABDL2023 August 1, 2023