Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven
Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties
Large flat breasts that resemble the resonator head of a banjo...
"That chick has a really
nice ass....Too bad she has banjo titties and a butter face."
When the girl has too much titties. Her boobs are way too big. She like an improper fraction.
You see that Big Tittie Bitch Jamayah.
Eating Brunch at a classy establishment while staring at strippers.
I have an idea, let’s go down to Cheetah’s for some Brunch Titties!
" woah dude I put some titty seasoning on her last night"